Ok, we're back. Short term.

Ok, absolutely no promises about the long term, but I feel like people wouldn't mind something silly to look at. Remember when the internet was mostly ridiculous stuff instead of terrible news that makes me feel despondent? Here's some pictures of signs with a questionable use of quotation marks. People emailed them to me in 2014. Let's go!

A store offering marginally stale flowers, sent by Marianne:



Some folks who really don't want you to touch anything but they are not that committed to being polite about it, sent by ruetenik:



Probably offering food, but whether it qualifies as cuisine is up for debate, sent by Astrid:



Kristel sent me this one. I'm really flummoxed by the idea of a t-shirt that is not a t-shirt:



Looking for more? I've got an archive of literally thousands. Maybe I'll do a couple more in the coming days and weeks. You can also still get my book as an ebook.

Everybody please do your part to stop the spread of Covid-19. Stay home; wash your hands; be kind to others (from a distance). Pressure your government to get appropriate PPE and testing to the medical professionals. Stay safe and healthy!