"Walk to Class"

Dianne spotted this near the campus of University of Kansas. Obviously, if you really live here, you will only jog, skip, or march to class.

Helmets for "safety"

I guess there are all kinds of dangers helmets don't protect you from.... Thanks Gary.

Lane may be "slippery"

I mean, look, I'm not saying the lubricated floor is going to be slippery, somebody else did. I don't want to be associated with that. Thanks Rafa.

"Fresh" Taffy

I mean, it's sugar, right? Not, like, produce. Thanks John.

Anything "Dutch"

I assume this is for things that are dutch in expressions but not from the netherlands, such as dutch ovens, going dutch on a date, or jumping rope double dutch, etc. No weird/awesome salty black licorice here. Thanks David.

"Out of Cheese"

I mean, I have my personal reserve of camembert, but that is not what we're talking about here. Thanks Eric.

"Gluten Free" section

I guess this section is for people who just want you to tell you there is no gluten in their bread or cake. Thanks Mandana.

Wait.. what?

This must be a reverse-psychology way of gathering firewood because nothing else makes more sense. Thanks Elizabeth.