"Men's" Jeans

I guess these jeans are cool for any kind of gender identity, really. Thanks Ainsley.

Alleged Mayor

Looks like this guy was mayor under an assumed name. Seems like a good plan. Thanks Geoffrey.

"Tissues"

These alleged tissues came with a set of wedding invitations, but I wouldn't trust them. Thanks Katherine.

Since 1962 you say?

Well, 1962 WAS a great year for Mexican food. According to the person quoted in this magazine or something. Thanks Katherine.

Tastes like Chicken?

Um... Is this squirrel? You can tell me. Thanks Andy.

"Parking in the Rear"

Nice, uh, slogan? theme song? famous quotation? you got there. Thanks Jen.

"unexpected" surprises

I wonder if this is like most of the gifts in my family -- ones where you pretend to be surprised to get the very thing you put on your list. Thanks Devan.