"Open" you say?

This seems like an opportunity for bad news at an awkward moment. Thanks Ruth.

"No" use after dark

This sign is obviously only so people can feel like they are being mildly rebellious by swimming after dark. Thanks Joel.

"Euphemisms"

I love everything about this. I'm not sure if "excrement" counts as a quotation marks-worthy euphemism, it's fairly direct, but this is a sign about penguin poo, so inherently funny. Thanks Alexander.

3-ish

Maybe you get, like, 2 regular bottles and a baby one. Thanks Stephen.

"Now" offers

Maybe they've actually been offering it for years, but it was, like, a joke or something. Thanks Kacy.

"Homegrown" Ice Cream

I gave a talk this afternoon about this blog at Keene State College, we got this local ice cream that wants you to know you can't "grow" ice cream.

"Diner"

Maybe it's just a movie set. Thanks Gil.