"Filling"

I guess you'll leave this lunch feeling a little bit snacky. Thanks Sophie.

"Beautiful" house

Is realty journalism now? Oh, that's not MY opinion, it's what somebody ELSE said. Glad to know you don't have an opinion on this house, realtor committed to objectivity. Thanks Ben.

"Paper towel"

1) How many signs do I have to post admonishing people to not put paper towels in a toilet? Isn't that self-evident?
2) Maybe it's not really about paper towels? Because quotation marks?
Thanks Andy.

"not working"

Obviously these are all proprietary terms.  Especially "out of order." Thanks Carla.

"coldest"

What's cooler than being cool? This beer except probably not. Thanks Iesuco.

Great slogan!

So, was it 20 minutes away when they MADE the sign, or where they hung it? Or is that just what they tell people before the 3-hour trip? Thanks John.

That's what he said anyway...

I think maybe this tree was planted by a royal impersonator? Thanks Eric.

"Soccer cup"

This restaurant seems like a "totally" "safe" place to "watch" "soccer." Thanks Greg.

2-ish tacos

I mean, really, when it comes down to it, where does one taco end and another begin? Thanks Jim.

Only "Cash"

I guess you can pay with those other things if you can parse this sign. Thanks Madeleine.

"6" Days

I guess this place is open, like, some number of days. I also like that it doesn't specify, like 6ish days total? Thanks Paul.