Fake polite warning

I have to say the illustration kind of makes the request seem less sincere, because it seems like it would be funny? I'll show myself out. Thanks Chelsea!

Around then

Ok ok, it was established in an old-timey photo booth. Thanks Chelsea.

Sign up for "Emails"

Ok, I'm pretty curious what kind of "Emails" this is going to produce. Thanks Cudazi.

"Not" responsible

I think you are maybe a little bit responsible? Don't know what is giving me that impression. Thanks Tom.

"emergency"

Nice of them to include borderline emergencies. Thanks Adam.

"Locked"

Don't even try to open this door. It's definitely "locked." Thanks Ian.

"Real" Skulls

Submitter Thea says she thinks these skulls were real, which leads me to believe at the very least, they were made out of matter.

I'm mean, not WITH the combo

The drinks and the combos are just friends, don't get any ideas. Thanks Hazel.

Outgoing Contraband Only

Seems like this mailbox is totally not for illegal activities at ALL. Thanks Amy.

"Outside"

The syntax here is generally delightful, but whoever is dropping their cigarette butts right on the threshold should definitely cut it out. Thanks Joanna.

Relatively New?

You can't fool me, container. I know that Nestle crunch has existed for a WHILE now. Thanks Justin.

"Bacteria"

Look out for those imaginary bacteria. Anti-biotics do nothing on those. Thanks Tor.

Allegedly

This is obviously a famous quotation re: parking. Thanks Ben.

Please "Don't" Block the Door

Wink Wink. Wink. "Don't" ok? Thanks Amy.

"Now" Open

I guess it's open... sometime. Thanks Seamus.

Must be special

What kind of magical "Bathrooms" do they have in there? Thanks Jessica.

"Your Security"

I guess we all know who really benefits from the surveillance (probably not you). Thanks TR.

Fake polite restaurant

This draft came after "Just cool it bucko, we'll get to you when we get to you." Thanks Murray.