Allegedly for use?

Probably best to use these lights in a place that is neither indoors nor outdoors. I don't know, like a screened in porch. Thanks Matthew.

With bonus apostrophe

This is because, I assume, the writer prefers to call them submarines or grinders? Thanks Jack.

"Dark" Coffee

I guess the darkness of coffee is a figment of your imagination? Thanks Micah.

Allegedly "Scrumptious"

This is making me realize that "Scrumptious" doesn't mean much... Thanks Martin.

"Diabetic Friendly"

I guess it's not really THAT friendly. Thanks Micah.

Fake McDonald's

Yeah, I'm gonna go with don't eat here. If the quotation marks don't get you, the health code violations might... Thanks Curtis.

"Saturday"

The crab festival is really all the time.... in your heart. Thanks Bridget.

Kids eat "Free"

Sorry kids, best learn now, no such thing as a free lunch. Thanks Rimpy.

Sounds legit

Maybe "Taste and quality" is a code for melted cheese? Actually that doesn't sound too bad. Thanks Jason.

It is a "MUST"

I seriously thought "TARP" was an acronym. Maybe they're all acronyms? Thanks David.

We "Do Not" Accept refunds

(Click to enlarge) I wonder what kind of refunds they "do not" accept here. Thanks Pascal.

"Online Services"

I wonder if it's poor service or not really online? Thanks Duncan.