Annual Gift Reminder

If somebody on your list might enjoy some punctuation-based humor this Christmas, here are some links to buy the book based on this blog from a few different online retailers. Thanks as always to my wonderful readers for visiting the site and sending me your amazing pictures.

"U.S. Mail"

Look out for this "mail" vehicle that is definitely not full of spies. Thanks Michael.

"No" Parking

So, wait, can I park here? I think I should definitely park here. Thanks to The Nuclear Lion.

Allegedly

I mean, we aren't saying that we are manufacturers, or that these woolens are "fine." We're just repeating what other people have said. Thanks Tim.

Tarte "Maurice"

Submitter Scott quips, "In Paris, labelling pseudo-homemade as such may be the law, for all I know. But I'm worried about the existential doubt surrounding Maurice."

Fake polite coffee

I guess "please" is a code for the insult they wanted to write. Thanks Georgian.

For "Customers"

I guess you can use these if you pretend to be buying something. Thanks Kate.

"All Beers"

I guess just the beers they sell there, not, like, ALL the beers. Thanks Jonathan.

Yeah, that's safer

I mean, unless your fence comes with mind control, I feel like at least somebody is going to be all "don't tell me what to do!" so those quotation marks make it a little more... true. Thanks Greg.

If you say so

Dude, do you help people get real babies, or do you just give them a realistic doll and hope they don't notice? Thanks Tina.

"Not a Fire Exit"

In the event of a fire, parse this punctuation! Thanks James.

Sounds "Credible"

Terri got this postcard in the mail. I think we can all agree the photo is the best part of this, but I also like to believe that "Discussion Topics To Include" is a really terrible slogan, that they repeat for other events.

"American Express"

I guess they don't take fake credit cards. How dare they. Thanks Brett.