An optimist might say...

Also 50% on? Thanks David.

"Veggie" Burger

Oh man, this has me in an existential crisis about whether Quinoa is a veggie. Thanks Melissa.

"Scary" Indeed

Sue sent me a picture of her own halloween dish towels. Although, to be fair, I think I'd feel ok running into these in a dark alley.

Super Fun, everybody

So I wonder where you actually have to go for these activities? Thanks Mister Christer.

Fake Holiday

I guess this store is celebrating fake holidays now? Thanks Anabella.

"Open to the Public"

I guess it depends on your definition of Public? Thanks Justin.

Turn "Off" Lights

Just do whatever with the lights. Turn them. Somehow. Thanks Joanna.

"Poison"

You know, I'd just avoid swallowing this one regardless of the ambiguity. Thanks Tom.

"reluctantly"

Ok, these punctuators knew exactly what they were doing, but I love it so I'm posting it. Thanks Lloyd.

"Closed" you say?

I mean, obviously, open to cool people. Thanks Kevin.

Doors will be "Locked"

I guess they will mime locking them? Thanks Megan.

allegedly

I guess whoever made this sign thinks you might have another reason to be cautious. Thanks Bob.

"Fresh" Fillets

Well, I guess it's not flopping around. Thanks Andrew.

Thank You "Jesus"

I guess this thank you is just for whoever. Thanks Nancy.

"Basement Only"

I don't know man, this kind of looks like the ground level? Just put some quotation marks on there. Thanks David.