In "the Media"

The blog is featured in a language column in The Guardian today. Check it out! Happy to be featured alongside comedy giants such as Hyperbole and a Half and Weird Al.

"Gates Locked" You say?

I guess I'll mime checking in then. Thanks Michael.

"The Best"

I wonder who said that.... Thanks Laura.

"Chicken"

What's really in these pot pies? The picture suggests a chicken MADE it, but I don't know... Thanks, Dan.

Open it "slowly"

I guess if you do it sarcastically, that will work? Thanks Sal.

"Not Responsible"

Hmmm.... sounds like management has been robbing some "valued guests"? Thanks Stephanie.

"Team"

Don't look now, Darby, but I don't think these folks are on your team. Thanks Ian.

"Push" it, ok?

These remote control buttons must do some crazy things with all the "pushing" and "selecting" going on. Thanks Lauren.

No "Free" Refills

I guess only refills that are truly unencumbered allowed here. Thanks Boots.

Sounds like "Ring"

So the alarm sounds like a person saying "ring"? That's kind of meta. Thanks Sakkyoku.

Cut it out, "Fire Hazard"

Hey, I think I know how that guy "Fire Hazard" got his nickname! Thanks Eve.

"Only" $19.98

I guess shrimp is still pretty expensive, according to whoever made this sign. Thanks Phyllis.

"super" "bowl"

I guess this is just a special for any kind of alleged bowl. No trademark. Thanks Kate.