new meaning of DIY?

Guys, I think the quotation marks on here belong around "service." Thanks Karsten who spotted this in Berlin.

Avoid "makeup"

I don't know what non-makeup makeup-like stains are ending up on the scrubs at the uniform store, but just keep all your particulates to yourself, I guess. Thanks Santiago.

Save big "Money"

I find one of these myself pretty rarely, so I was pumped to see this at my local Menards, were I guess you can save fake money?

"Lotion"

Um, what comes out of this really? On second thought, I don't want to know. Thanks Kevin.

"Sensitive" you say?

I guess whatever this sign is attached to cries sometimes but it's actually for a good reason? Thanks Steve.

"Finest" you say?

Look, fine, top 5 sausages. Thanks Bert.

"Practice" Fields

I guess it's not much of a practice? Or it's the real thing? I don't know. Thanks Christian.

Sure you do

I can sense the "caring" all the way over here. Thanks Heather.

By "Local Artist"

I wonder who really made these prints, and how far away they live. Thanks Jonathan.

Do not "cut" grass

I guess the city does a lousy job? Thanks Brian.

Appearing "Live"

If you call that living, I guess. Maybe they're holograms! Thanks Michelle.

Is it?

I have no idea what those quotation marks can mean. Something may or may not be the real law. Thanks Christine.

"Knock" or "call"

The density of punctuation weirdness on this sign is really a sight to behold. I think those are asterisks around Company's, which does not fall under the purview of this blog, but is nonetheless strange. Thanks Mary!

Newspaper Quotation

I didn't know that Thank you for your cooperation was the name of a person or organization. That really explains a lot. Apparently he/she/they said something important about newspapers and trash once. Thanks Todd.

"Helping"

Sounds "helpful." Thanks Kayla.

"Build Your Own"

I guess you don't really get to build yours, but they might let you build somebody else's. Thanks Jeffrey.

Under-promise, over-deliver?

This is just in case somebody isn't a fan of the quiz night, I guess. Thanks, Robin.