Tents for somebody similar to you maybe

Well, not you in particular. Thanks Colin.

Cool slogan

David spotted this one at a Las Vegas DMV. I assume this is intended to be sung. Not because of the quotation marks, exactly, I just want it to be.

Puh-lease

I read this in the voice of a prickly tween who has been reminded to be polite. Thanks Shelby.

"Remain Calm"

Somebody was feeling snarky about emergencies. Thanks Liza.

"not cool" guys

Is this like how bad used to be slang for good? Is "not cool" now slang for cool? Thanks Phil.

Also for illegal pets?

Oh, that monkey you're not supposed to have? Sure, we'll groom that "dog" for you. Thanks Owen.

"All" the way

Great, now I'm having an existential dilemma about whether you can ever, really, turn something all the way in one direction. Isn't it eventually back to the right? Thanks J. D.

"Natural Pure"

Maybe given the source, this water can be natural or pure, but not both. Thanks David.

Attention "Drivers"

I guess their driving isn't too great. Thanks Adrienne.

Sale-Sale

The mysteries of this sign are legion, but I guess you can't actually go in the "entrance." Thanks Anastasia.

"New" Bologna

I guess they didn't really invent Bologna. Thanks Joel.

"Potato and Egg" Shop

Who knows what vaguely egg-shaped things you might find here. Thanks Ryan.

"Under New" Management

I guess these managers think of themselves as more "alongside." Thanks Jake.

unnecessary quotes in Korean

Submitter Jared explains: The sign says 

'물'은 셀프 입니다. ^^ 

'water' is self-serve. ^^

I really hope the 'water' was water, because I was thirsty and drank a lot with my shabu pho. 

"would you" indeed

This is all kind of bizarre in the best way. Thanks Lauren.

Cobbler

I want to know how this cobbler came to be if it wasn't "made." Thanks Boots.

Don't forget to "Pay"

Great news, this place apparently takes mime money. Thanks Megan.

"Covered" Bridge

Whoever covered that bridge is about to be really insulted. Thanks Michael.

Another man's treasure?

Maybe this is a baby step for a hoarder. It's not REALLY garbage, it's just... stuff nobody wants that's going to a landfill. Thanks Michelle.

If you say so

I guess this fence has imaginary electricity in it. Thanks Laura.

"Quarters Only"

I guess they also accept miscellaneous quarter-shaped tokens. Thanks Nic.