"odor control"

Ok, if this is a euphemism, I'm not sure how to express this meaning more explicitly. Thanks Andrew.

"Tasty"

I guess it's not so delicious after all. Thanks Civarazzi.

"lot" full

I have no idea what this is referring to if it is not a parking lot. I mean, the bar for achieving "lot" status is pretty low, right? Thanks Angie.

Fair enough

This candy probably isn't actually from a mountain, but WHAT IF IT WAS from the Big Rock Candy Mountain. The one! From the song! Thanks Jo.

"students" take note

I guess the "students" at this school don't "study" so much? Thanks David.

"Country Store"

I guess the store is actually in the city. Thanks Rob.

"Never" Forget

I mean, I guess we should be realistic about memories and stuff. Thanks Ryan.

No "Pets"

I guess they have a problem with your taxidermy pets here. Thanks Linda.

"The Bridge"

Submitter Kathryn testifies that it is a real bridge. Over a canyon.

Flush "Automatically"

I guess there's an "automatic" flusher pushing buttons somewhere... creepy... Thanks Erin.

Former Bookies "Whatever"

None of this makes any sense, so it's probably the greatest. Thanks Catherine.

Sure it is

Sounds like a lot of "fun." Thanks John.

"Classrooms"

I guess these rooms aren't too.... classy? Thanks Tavi.

"Press" the button

I guess you really have to whack it. Thanks Roxanne.

Fake Saturday?

Maybe they are protesting the traditional days of the week? Maybe it's a Friday but it will feel like Saturday because crabs? Thanks John.

"New Item"

I guess they're willing to admit that this food stand didn't invent fried bananas. Thanks Deborah.

"Parking permit"

Looks like they accept counterfeit permits. Thanks S from MSU.

"Grilled" Brats

I wonder what grilling-adjacent cooking method they used. Thanks Sean.

Welcome "to enjoy" the park

This one has a kind of Jurassic Park sense of foreboding to it. "Enjoy" it! Thanks Nick.

We "Do Care"

Suuuure you do, buddy. I bet you lose a lot of sleep over how much you care about my vehicle. Thanks Nick.