Annual quotation marks

Every year around this time I get half a dozen photos of this sign on Hollywood Blvd. I guess they used to have a big silly string fight but now it's illegal. But only sarcastically. This image was sent by Brian. Thanks!

"We Build the" "Furniture"

I guess they approximate furniture? Thanks to a submitter in Vancouver who did not sign the email.

Condo code

I guess there's some secret code stuff happening at this condo. Maybe in the "social room." Thanks Daniel.

Proceed with "Caution"

I guess fake caution is good enough. Thanks Dante.

Keeps the "Doctor" Away

Submitter Daniel claims to have seen actual apples inside this fridge. Maybe they were impostors.

More "laughs"

I guess if you buy this particular bluray, you will fake laugh more often. Not sure if that's a selling point. Thanks Craig.

A dialogue about flushing

This is by far the most polite sign on this theme I have ever seen. I'm assuming a few bosses are meant to be saying this in a dialogue. Thanks Tim.

"your own" dishes

I guess they aren't real open to narrow definitions of "your own" dishes. Thanks Carrie.

de "cacao"

Submitter Ana didn't supply a translation for this one, but I believe this means: "chocolate" beverage 20 cordobas. I wonder what the flavor really is!

As in "case of the..."?

I guess putting it this way gives you the flexibility to close on any day that feels mondayish. Thanks Jake.

Rest "A" While

Submitters Ginevra and Rod suggest we might rest a few whiles here.

New "Management"

I guess they don't do a very good job of managing? Thanks Marianne.

Dinner "Ideas"

I assume these are actually little lightbulb characters on the go. Thanks Robert.

"Delicate" cleaners

I don't even know what "Delicate" is meant to imply here, but it's some kind of euphemism for something, I assume. Thanks Christy!

"Fresh" Cheese Curds

I suspect this cheese is less than delicious. Can't say why. Thanks Greg.

"Required" parking

I guess it's a soft requirement. Thanks Matt.

"free wood"

I don't even.... Maybe it has something to do with this classic character?  I would not advise checking with the office. Thanks Anastasia.

"Always" Clean

I guess they function with a loose definition of "always." Thanks Kim.

"Dog's" Welcome

Somebody with the nickname "Dog" appears to be welcome here. Thanks Cha.

"All Violators" "Towed"

Presumably this is a giant code for the customers disguised as a poorly written sign about parking. Thanks Ryan.

"bath room"

I wonder what they really have. An outhouse? A pit? A water closet? Thanks Donna.

"sod"

Hey, I know a place where you can get some artificial turf. Thanks Michael.