"new time"

I wonder who they are trying to keep out of these board meetings with all the time changes and "time changes." Thanks Chip.

Do not "Advertise" on the Mirrors

I wonder what people were putting on the mirrors of this bathroom? Thanks Emily.

We are "Law Firm"

Seriously, people. Get the correct cover for these secret agents. Thanks to Kathy, who spotted this at a Bangkok train station.

"families"

I guess you can go that way no matter how you are related (or not related) to young children. Thanks Aaron.

Cleaning Code

I guess there is something about cleaning here that is sincere, but who has the time to parse all that. Thanks Gilbert.

depends on the definition

The identity of the brewery is... ambiguous I guess. Thanks Nick.

"Absolutely"

I guess when it comes to smoking prohibitions, there are no absolutes. Thanks Cass.

"do not remove"

This appears to be in the hallway, so good job following instructions? Thanks Cheryl.

Sorry not sorry

I guess they don't really think you're being inconvenienced at all. Thanks Ashley.

Be "proud"

Obviously all these words are replacements for profanities, right? Thanks Sara.

"Please wipe down"

Kate spotted this while camping in New Zealand. I guess the timing of finishing and the actions of wiping are both open to debate.

Your "cute" pet

I guess "cute" is in the eye of the beholder. Thanks Andrew.

Red Day

What I like about this note home from day care is the total lack of explanation or context (though submitter Erin tells me her kid needed to wear red. Or pink or something?

some switch

I wonder how you really close the doors. Thanks Tony.

Our "Exotic Game" Meats

Amazingly, it all tastes like chicken! Thanks Leslie.

"Free Dessert"

This also has opening quotation marks with no closing quotes, so who knows what is sincere here. Thanks Jon!

"hey kids"

You know, I don't even know if the quotation marks make this one creepier. Maybe it's not really for kids? Thanks Scott.