I know it when I "see" it?

Submitter Stephanie sends along this story as well:
I spotted this guy standing on the side of the road in Centralia, WA. When I approached him and asked if I could take a picture he said yes, then told me I needed to submit my clothes to Jesus because I was "dressed like a whore."

(Miss the reference in the post title? I got this wikipedia article for you, and it will blow your mind.)