Ok, the euphemism gets a pass, the rest of it almost gets a pass because the euphemism made me laugh out loud. Thanks Doctor Tarr.
"Clientes"
8 years ago
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- "digested food"
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- near half price?
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- "Real" butter
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- here's some insincere gratitude
- "warning"
- parking in "back"
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- a "quart" of "ice cream"
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- for "hotel guests only"
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- fake polite door
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3 comments:
I loved "digested food". The quotes are totally appropriate.
I wasn't sure if I should pee in the sink or just leave it unflushed.
I was told that whoever was flushing unapproved objects is still doing it.
What? you can't flush water, pee, spit, or barf down?
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