They have so much disdain for your cell they barely acknowledge it as a "phone." Thanks, Randy.
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
8 years ago
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2 comments:
Well I say good for them regarding the sentiment, but apparently they won’t talk to you if you’re holding a potato up to your head either.
Lol Darcy, maybe they have also had a rash of impoverished patrons who were trying to blend in by doing precisely that.
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