I like that this one has whole phrases seemingly at random. Maybe they stole them from legalese and didn't want to use them unironically. Thanks, Amy.
"Clientes"
8 years ago
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3 comments:
So if those items have actually not been impacted, does that cancel out the apology? Or does it make it a convenience instead of an inconvenience? Oh, my head hurts.
Awesome random quotes, AND the periods on the outside. A fine submission.
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