This cupboard is totally reserved for things that "don't exist." Ok? ok. Thanks Rob.
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- excuse our "emptiness"
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- the other side
- ants
- fire alarm
- you're so "loving"
- police do be out
- building formerly known as church
- "no sex policy"
- "parents"
- "a" puppy
- cheaper than cheaper
- a true "classic"
- thank "god"
- revelation
- peanuts
- "stop"
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- You did "select" it...
- Seasonal
- It's going to be "funny"
- Restrooms "Up Stairs"
- obligatory domestic beer joke
- or some kind of meal
- About 6?
- euphemism golf
- "ring bell 1x only"
- pay "here"
- "vegan" foods at "happy hour"
- how about just "times"
- fake cherries?
- suuuure
- fake market, fake corn
- happy-ish?
- "do not" sit there
- use shopping "baskets"
- "wings and wheels"
- well, it's yours NOW
- "just any" radiator people
- not a real wrap?
- It's a "yummy" burger
- or is it?
- "kick-off"
- Lunch Special on "sunday"
- fold "first"
- "Burger" Company
- "with feta"
- "all day" price
- get yer "nothing" here
- Dried "Truffles"
- most times
- "estimates" as you call them
- "the wig"
- or many whales
- as the song says
- "uncles"
- Alleged volunteers
- or is it?
- "family" restaurant
- bought for "cash"
- doing "plumbing work"
- as we call it
- "pizza" and "soda"
- at least it's not around the "beef" part
- it's "yours"
- as we like to call it
- "always" on hard surfaces
- "good" stuff
- just the real plastic ones, please
- "knock" or whatever
- so minnow buckets
- Actually expensive
- "live"ish
- at least the wonderful is sincere
- A "drink" and a "snack bowl" eh?
- win "this tractor"
- some kind of luck?
- nowish
- customers "only"
- protection from "identity theft"
- Sort of absolute
- "dogs" only
- turn off your "cell phone"
- Great "Hot" Food
- largish
- Remove Appliances for "Free"
- "official vehicles only"
- coded chicken
- lots of "help"
- not in the radical sense
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5 comments:
This cabinet reserved for Porgy and Bess. ("I Got Plenty of Nothing")
NOW i know where to send my husband. He loves to stand in front of the fridge for long periods studying the inside. WHen i ask him what he's looking for, he invariably says "nothing". Finally, i can tell him where to go!!
WV: imist, the stuff that runs down your cheeks when you're having an emotional moment.
If I look in there can I see what my kids did at School today?
I recognized this immediately because months ago I saw it in a patient emergency room at the hospital where I was stuck for hours. There was not anything in that room to look at so I was left staring at this sign. Unfortunately I did not have a camera at the time. Today at the hospital, I tried to find out what "nothing" is but the cabinet was empty.
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