So, um, if somebody else purchased it, will you pretend to sign it? Thanks, Geoff.
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2 comments:
actually this makes a kind of sense, if you don't really purchase the thing, they won't really sign it.
They mean not just "I bought this, I didn't steal it," but "I purchased it right here this minute just to have it signed." In other words, "purchased" for their specific definition of purchase. I vote, Depressing, but Meaningful Quotation Marks on this one.
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