Yeah, it's totally "acid" on the floor, you have to jump from chair to chair and sometimes step on the throw pillows. "No" entry at all. Thanks, Dan.
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4 comments:
Okay, this is hilarious. Yeah, "acid," right.
Somebody spilled all their LSD. Nobody move.
stomach acid maybe. . .
naw, just some vinegar from a broken pickle jar.
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