I wonder how you might get "arrested" for fake "shoplifting." Also, this poster seems to follow the same hyphen conventions as this old favorite. Thanks, Renee.
Submitter Audrey got this from her piano teacher, who apparently thinks what she's doing is barely even considered "Piano." Perhaps "congratulations" would be more appropriate?
Mark spotted this one and offers the following interpretations from his facebook friends: Is it a theoretical door? Is this some kind of philosophical directive regarding following through with opportunity? How do you even close a "door" improperly?
Ok, the best part here is the modifier, it seems like the items might have been made SMALLER, not CHEAPER, the quotation marks just enhancing the effect. Thanks, Christine.
Want to know if you're using quotation marks right or if I will make fun of you? Here's a good guide. Not that I won't make fun of you for something else, but probably not on this blog...
Perhaps this is fair warning that the cupcakes you pay $2.50 for do not resemble the ones you had at childhood birthday parties. Unless, of course, they are. Thanks, Hopita.
I can't decide if the pony express guy and the word "pioneers" is meant to suggest they descended from the pony express, or admit they didn't. Thanks, Wolfe.
They seem uncertain whether or not these things should be called nachos or not, so I guess it's ok if they aren't really sorry you have to spend your EBT on something more closely resembling food. Thanks, Abigail.
There are plenty of websites to make your "friends" into "enemies" by exposing their facebook posts, so I don't usually post this kind of thing, but the combination of sweet and funny here just tickled me too much. Thanks, Bron.
Jacob spotted this in Colorado, and notes the menu also includes a listing for "pad thai." I guess that's further evidence that what they actually are serving is American Thai Food, not the same thing they serve in Thailand.
I guess there's nothing new about... money? As a side note, I guess I don't handle cash often, because I did not know the bill had been redesigned and had purple on it now, I thought this might be from another country besides the U.S. Thanks, Erika.
I'm trying to figure out what would make something not exactly flavored. Maybe the flavors are not new, and also don't taste like the label says? Thanks, Tal.
Sorry posting has been spotty lately, the beginning of the school year has thrown off my routines. I should be getting back into a groove soon.
I love this one because 1) it appears the founding date refers to Mr. Atcas. 2) the quotation marks imply that it is inaccurate. Perhaps because people are generally born, not founded. 3) unless Mr. Atcas is a cyborg? Thanks Benjamin.