Don't forget to call your mom today, but I suggest you call her special without irony. Just a tip, from me to you. Thanks, John.
"Clientes"
8 years ago
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5 comments:
Well, she's not the sign maker's mom.... Actually, I'm impressed that someone so ignorant of quotation marks would spell "dessert" right.
They should have put "May 9th" in quotations, since Mother's Day is actually Sunday May 8...
well, this one is a year old...
Perhaps for gay couples with children?
This sign suggests I call someone who, although calling herself my "mom", is really Not my mom.
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