Patrick spotted this in the junk pile at the library he works at. I guess the requirements for "oral" police exams have changed.
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
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4 comments:
Somebody's got Beavis syndrome: "Heh heh, it says 'oral.'"
This is unbelievably dirty-sounding.
Where is the blog for unnecessarily ending a sentence with a preposition?
Or the blog for unnecessary apostrophes?
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