No more pretend smoking. We mean it! Not even politely! Thanks, quipmaster.
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- excuse our "emptiness"
- Quotation Area
- people and pets
- the other side
- ants
- fire alarm
- you're so "loving"
- police do be out
- building formerly known as church
- "no sex policy"
- "parents"
- "a" puppy
- cheaper than cheaper
- a true "classic"
- thank "god"
- revelation
- peanuts
- "stop"
- salvation/mexican food
- "congress person"
- President
- Speak English
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- middle-aged ilka road?
- really more of a honk
- "kids" must come with an "adult"
- almost all
- fake year
- "spicy" almonds
- "no smoking"
- "no" "weapons"
- he'll shine whatever
- "project ideas" eh?
- "cow" manure
- WANTS
- not that much longer
- "your" senator
- "custom-made" is a relative term
- no glitter anywhere
- scarier and scarier
- "bearing" down
- if you call that "salsa"
- Thank "You"
- made to fit your "opening"
- Well, fair enough
- oooh, that...
- from near Greece
- it's a "good rate"
- resembles a salad
- non-dairy-esque
- "price reduction"
- Fake honor role?
- "estimated"
- don't leave, that would be" terrible"...
- they "moved"
- Made "here"
- Or is it?
- truffle oil gelato?
- "refreeze" or something
- "quality" eh?
- because we "care"
- where?
- Presented Without Comment
- Or are they?
- or... do?
- or creature
- a "book" eh?
- for Texan immigrants?
- "puh-leeese"
- "out" "of" "order"
- "please" follow the rules
- "hormigas"
- "red bus"
- it's really "hot"
- if you say so
- By "the way"
- It's quite the "experience"
- Quotation Marks Approved
- it's a "stop"
- keep your "bags" here
- "smoking" eh?
- assumed name sandwiches
- if you say so
- they are multiplying
- I want "pizza"
- Try our "ground beef" tacos
- who knows what you get
- use your imagination
- maybe a little
- it's a "food allergy"
- "affordable prices"
- she totally "won"
- "miso soup"
- sauces
- they have vending machines for that?
- only for fake emergencies
- may have seeds
- "on sale" eh?
- it's "fresh"
- "what to expect"
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4 comments:
So, in the spirit of the phrase set in Comic Sans, farting is perfectly OK?
Oh that Felicity. She’s so polite but she never could spell.
No hotties allowed!
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