The casino is actually being more honest than they meant to: “This so-called ‘luck’ is really just a scam to take twice as much money from you as you promised your wife you'd spend. Even if you do win at Blackjack, we'll still be rich enough to buy your children, if we wanted them. Have fun with your braggadocio and poor drunken decisions.”
Because, really, the house always wins in the long run. Thanks, Brett.
Why would a casino want to lose to you? "Sure we wish you luck, just not *good* luck."
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