Andrea sent me this and jokes, "Lord knows that I don’t want to get 'audited.'"
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- sometimes it's too easy
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5 comments:
They're quoting the future you. "Honey, I got important tax information today."
I like their official penalty slogan under the return address
Hey, I've got just such an envelope on my table!
- A "proud" Delawarean.
If only taxes were not so "important", as this seems to imply.
I know this picture is after the fact, but i like that the boast of 'important information' is on an empty envelope
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