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Tuesday, March 01, 2011
not literally
If your first impression actually kills somebody, that's probably bad. Unless you're a ninja or something. Thanks, Ryan.
1 comment:
Nell
said...
He does remind me a bit of the character from
American Psycho
...
1/3/11 7:54 PM
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more like a not unhappy hour
leave your "anything" at home
what are you, "chicken?"
completely necessary
suure it is
well, more or less
off-brand version anyway
indeed
it's a "half a mile"
for our "safety"
talking tea bag holder?
campus-ish
by "insulating" it, eh?
oh is there
It's "cheerful"
"umbrellas"
It's "special"
it's "not" allowed, eh?
"no" recycling
don't bust out your party shoes or anything
Try the "drive thru"
unless I like it of course
like eating paste?
"real chicken"
"do not operate it"
wishing you "luck"
sarcasm inside
"only" eh?
"southern cook'in"
this way to the trap
the "only" one
"gloves"
don't do it "really"
this "building" is closed
no actual organs
if you say so
"free rent"
"barrel of fun"
similar to villa pizza
We assume
oh, that guy
welcomesque
"use of elevators"
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double time
"famous bagels"
you can "use" it
flat-ish
put "it" right there
alleged restrooms
oh are they
assumed name park
not very sorry
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under "13"
brand new... LPs
alleged tips
close to satisfied even
or at least think about it
"ten gallons" eh?
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"soup" of the "day"
garlick-y?
"no tobacco"
"paper towels" eh?
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"only"
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"drinks"
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please "flush"
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for the cost of your summer sausage
Jewelry store "team"
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"closed" eh?
well, somebody is
"lower" prices
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no "wrestling"
cyclorama
I love that song
not literally
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1 comment:
He does remind me a bit of the character from American Psycho...
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