This one doesn't even lend itself to a weird interpretation. Maybe you do have to do that? Huh? Thanks, Brandon.
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2 comments:
Obviously, the writer of the note really really wanted to use a contraction. The quotes around "do not have" are simply a small rebellion against the propriety of the dictator that forced this use of the language.
I like that this sentence employs a comma splice error on top of the quotation marks. Nice touch!
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