Michael writes, "Either (1) the restaurant is really trying to quit smoking, but it just won't take, or (2) you can smoke as long as you're discrete about it."
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
8 years ago
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2 comments:
Every so often, the kitchen catches fire.
Discreet! Silly homophones...
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