If the reference to "headaches" and "stiff necks" weren't suspicious enough, how about the "in house" allusion?
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors.
The sign is stress inducing in itself - random quotation marks, sexual innuendo/harassment, random light bulbs and a bread metaphor. I do not want anyone affiliated with this sign touching any part of my body.
I count an odd number of quotation marks, too.
And who wants to be massaged with light bulbs?
I need a massage after reading that sign.
I'm just saying if your masseurs are above board maybe you shouldn't put so many suggestive quotation marks in your ads. Thanks, Natasha.
If the reference to "headaches" and "stiff necks" weren't suspicious enough, how about the "in house" allusion?
ReplyDeleteSo you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors.
ReplyDeleteThe sign is stress inducing in itself - random quotation marks, sexual innuendo/harassment, random light bulbs and a bread metaphor. I do not want anyone affiliated with this sign touching any part of my body.
ReplyDeleteI count an odd number of quotation marks, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd who wants to be massaged with light bulbs?
ReplyDeleteI need a massage after reading that sign.
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