Brian suggests that this "please" is either threatening or desperate. I like the idea of threatening myself.
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
8 years ago
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2 comments:
I like the capitalization of Clean myself. It makes the sign seem poetic.
The threatening nature of the "please" makes me think the break area is going to be an arm or a leg.
Good on both counts Paul, perhaps it is some new form of Haiku? And if they are going to bodily harm, i guess you would want a 'clean break'.
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