Doug spotted this at a chevron station. I guess their pretend sandwiches are some new adjective called "new delicious."
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
8 years ago
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5 comments:
I hate it when machines tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me, GAS PUMP.
It's not like the old delicious.
I found this site completely randomly while searching something unrelated for work. I must say this has been a wonderful discovery. I've never before noticed such hilarious uses of quotes.
Love it GJB
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