That's right, kids. Three signs, two messages, different words in quotation marks on each one. Thanks Elizabeth!
"Clientes"
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6 comments:
Oh, what I wouldn't do to ride up and down the store aisles on my beach cruiser with my dog (a glorious 80-pound golden retriever) in the front basket. :) Signs? What signs?
Jennifer
Sign Posts http://boogaboojones.typepad.com/signposts/
OW!! THese signs make my head hurt and i am NOT a grammar nazi.
It screams for some of those YouTube deer (& other wild 'explorers') to wander unexpectedly into.
I think they were wanting to go for the rhythm of No shirts, No shoes, No service.
The next sign they put up should simply say "NO" in huge letters.
Apparently the store "owner" really means it when he says no pets or bikes. The Mgmt, notsomuch.
I think the signs are really just various line readings for an actor in a Law&Order episode.
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