I think the quotation marks makes this creepier. Thanks, Sara.
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10 comments:
And what is there left to shoot?
"I shoot people and pets... for a negotiable fee."
Maybe she couldn't spell "specialize"... wait, would that be better?
"I specialize in people and pets."
Hmm, not much.
Not just any people but People, not just any pets but Pets.
okay WOW!!!
to death? D:
Oh my!
Also wonderful are the lack of ending punctuation and the capitalized p's in the "sentence." (Sorry, I had to put it in quotes.)
SAS
It was SUPPOSED to say NinjasPhotography.com
These are always the strangest to me.
Using quotation marks instead of emphasizing marks is one thing; but this looks like a case where someone said "Quote me on this," so the sign maker quite literally did.
I see these fairly often, where you have the name of the company up top, then a quotation about the company in quotation marks underneath.
It doesn't help that I first thought that was the back of a hearse.
So - super happy fun time - the website is real and still active, and that's still her phone number! I wonder if she knows about her newfound Internet fame! :)
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