And stop calling that guy "toilet." It's demeaning. Thanks, Britta.
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- "duuude"
- "chocolate nuts" eh?
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- again with the metaphors
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- you mean that wolf creature?
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- or is it decaf?
- mmm stale pita
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- What company is this again?
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- hey theives
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- takes months
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- ok, 3/4
- coldish
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- what makes it a "front" door?
- I guess it's not very good
- ok, uh, I'll have "not"
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- so that's just the name, not the quality?
- we also have "feta cheese"
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3 comments:
Unnecessary quotation marks, double exclamation point, everything in capitals and an inexplicable use of italics. This notice is, I am quite sure, the direct spawn of the anti-grammar devil.
Don't forget the failure to use 'into' instead of "to"
The only thing that would make this sign worse would be if it were written in Comic Sans...
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