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Thursday, July 29, 2010
again with the metaphors
You see, the internet is a series of tubes, and you can't.... Actually this is about art supplies, I have no idea what "dumping" is. Thanks, Allison.
2 comments:
WildaBeast
said...
I'm sorry, paintbrush... really, it's not you, it's me.
29/7/10 2:08 PM
Darcy
said...
Ha ha, WildaBeast!!
29/7/10 11:50 PM
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2 comments:
I'm sorry, paintbrush... really, it's not you, it's me.
Ha ha, WildaBeast!!
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