Clearly the thieves were of the Saturday morning cartoon variety, the type who can't help but greedily work their way through multiple boxes of cookies (while fleeing, no less) and then have the lack of conscience coupled with the carefree joy in their crime to just toss them aside gleefully, never considering the consequence.
"ALERT you ... and safe your stuff." I wonder if this was in the book 'How to Speak Minnesotan'?
ReplyDeleteI'm just "shocked" that there's crime in Minnesota. "Shocked" I tell you!
ReplyDelete@toep--Oh, ya, you betcha.
ReplyDeleteDude, I know that part of town. Anyone who hasn't already "safed" their stuff is asking to be ripped off.
ReplyDeleteClearly the thieves were of the Saturday morning cartoon variety, the type who can't help but greedily work their way through multiple boxes of cookies (while fleeing, no less) and then have the lack of conscience coupled with the carefree joy in their crime to just toss them aside gleefully, never considering the consequence.
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