Christopher missed part of this sign, it reads
"No Shots" Available" per request of Bride and Groom
So I guess if they aren't looking, you can get one.
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
8 years ago
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5 comments:
In my opinion, the number and placement indicate these are not quote marks.
Still, I suppose the Bride and Groom know their guests best.
I agree, Greg. They're supposed to make the words look "shiny."
WV: porkew -- No comment.
Okay, either people have already been taking 'shots' and have gotten sloppy with the puncutation or they're tossing them out for confetti (rice is bad for birds they say and real confetti makes a mess)
Wow, I must be really tired. I thought the sign was referring to injections, like flu shots, and I thought, "What jerks the bride and groom are! Who the hell are they to decide who can get a shot and who can't?! It's a health issue!"
I suppose this is the bride and groom's way of protesting health care reform.
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