hey jerks on the bus, I will feign politeness if you throw your trash away. Thanks, Georgy.
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- and we mean that metaphorically
- as you weirdos call it
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- or 1984?
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- "again"
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- relatively low
- sad excuse for a bus
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- wearing a robe really
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- well, if you're handing them out
- thank somebody
- suuure
- Is that how it works?
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- if you call that a life
- sounds... gross.
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- more secret codes
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- is that slang for money?
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- it's not REALLY checking out
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3 comments:
Yeah, bethany it's "hey, low-lifes" and the "thank you" looks like an after thought.
I used to stand at this bus stop (Magoun Square, Somerville, MA) every day, thinking "Someday I need to start a blog with photos of all of these signs with unnecessary quotes"-- then they tore the sign down a few months ago and I forgot about it. So glad someone thought to snap a photo of this back then and send it to you! This sign just drips contempt.
Someone who's so emphatic about the "please" should be a bit more sincere with the "thank you."
@Daniel A. Brockman - I know what you mean. I love this blog because, aside from being hilarious, it reassures me that others, too, mentally edit poorly punctuated signs and publications.
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