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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
you don't have to mop or anything
This was at Christina's job, where I guess tidy is good enough.
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TheDaughterOfTyr
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Hey by that definition my apartment is "clean" score.....
20/1/10 4:11 PM
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Hey by that definition my apartment is "clean" score.....
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