I'd like to work at snapple and make up some "real facts." That sounds fun. Thanks, Judah.
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5 comments:
Isn't the point of that thing that some of the facts *are* actually fake?
I'm pretty sure they're fake, at least some of them.
I know that was already said, but I clicked through and everything so I'm posting anyway. Ha.
redI think what they may be asserting is that snapple is saying they should be your 'source' for "rreal facts"
I'm glad to find that I'm not the only one who thought those quotation marks were "suspicious".
I want to make up "real facts" too!
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