You can pretend to turn off your beeper (people still have beepers?) and that will work. Thanks, Michael.
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2 comments:
That's the first thing I thought! I can't remember the last time I saw someone with a beeper.
Maybe they're saying you can put it on silent, and just pretend you turned it off?
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