I LOve how they tell you to lock your doors AND roll up your windows. When we go to the beach my kids are forever telling me "yeah, we locked the doors" but when we get back to the car, i invariably find the windows down. *sigh*
If a gentleman has left his "purse" in the car he has bigger issues (note: "purse" ≈ scrotum, ironically also slang for female genitalia but where I live usually male http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=purse&page=2 )
I like that, according to them, ATTENTION is approximately equal to ATTENTION. Brilliant logical argument, my friends.
ReplyDeleteI LOve how they tell you to lock your doors AND roll up your windows. When we go to the beach my kids are forever telling me "yeah, we locked the doors" but when we get back to the car, i invariably find the windows down. *sigh*
ReplyDeletethat's one of the best captions ever. Nice one.
ReplyDeleteGentlemen, if you have a purse in the car we don't care.
ReplyDeleteIf a gentleman has left his "purse" in the car he has bigger issues (note: "purse" ≈ scrotum, ironically also slang for female genitalia but where I live usually male http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=purse&page=2 )
ReplyDeleteI just want to know how anything actually prevents a thief--not a thievery, mind you, but prevents the actual thief from existing. Fascinating...
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