Great, a landlord who hassles you all the time and never lets you leave. Let's move in now! Thanks, Meredith.
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8 years ago
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Greatest Hits
- excuse our "emptiness"
- Quotation Area
- people and pets
- the other side
- ants
- fire alarm
- you're so "loving"
- police do be out
- building formerly known as church
- "no sex policy"
- "parents"
- "a" puppy
- cheaper than cheaper
- a true "classic"
- thank "god"
- revelation
- peanuts
- "stop"
- salvation/mexican food
- "congress person"
- President
- Speak English
- Security Guard
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- appropriate
- like the kids are calling it
- "t" shirts
- that's his nickname
- we do ok
- pretend discount
- if you call that a taco
- free soup when you steal it
- as it were
- more "special" things
- wink wink
- drugs and extortion... it works!
- that's "special"
- "trash only"
- "america" as it were
- "chest pain"
- so they say
- "B" prize for adults
- good slogan
- you know, figuratively
- free "tapa"
- most of them, the big ones
- maternity test anyone?
- not the real God
- easy!
- pants!
- top ten anyway
- "today's soups"
- nice fake humility
- except the favorites of course
- "topping"
- well, I suppose
- right. ok.
- alleged ice
- sounds like a smooth "operator"
- well, I guess you can
- hey, "E", how's it hangin?
- the elusive level four
- "none"
- a "goldmine" eh?
- "return"
- participate in a sham election!
- sounds yummy
- sure it is
- "enjoy" it
- if you call that clothing
- you can NEVER LEAVE
- mmm "sandwich"
- "try" it
- Oh, I see "vandalism"
- zombie DJ
- "orange drink"
- Adulterous tapes?
- Or so she says
- perfect-ish
- there's "rules"
- shaaaaake
- "shadow-free"
- that makes "sense"
- simulacrum of food?
- "bat colony"
- Family in the generic sense
- incomplete
- I don't know what to say about this
- just say tho!
- I have something to "give away"
- wait, stolen?
- yeah, totally "tell" her
- fart jokes!
- become a good "listener"
- "for safety reasons"
- not exclusively
- responsible-ish
- "knives" or whatever
- make it ok!
- sounds "edible"
- you can check out anytime you like
- thank YOU
- sure it is
- it's a code
- like the vagina monologues for bees
- 24/24 starts at midnight!
- classy
- you know, this place
- whoever's application
- that's uncomfortable
- it's ok
- feign caution!
- whatever
- it's like a little conversation
- semipublic
- it doesn't really matter
- sure you can "hear" it
- wait, fake ones?
- what day?
- ok, the largest in the region
- fake ones
- drop, as it were
- if soft serve can be considered real
- wait, ever?
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5 comments:
Not only am I wondering if they put "hassle free" in quotations on purpose for future protection, I'm wondering what the phrase "great lifestyle location" could possibly mean. Could they vague that up for us?? There IS more than one possible type of lifestyle...
Includes all cutlery? What? Am I alone in not wanting someone else's secondhand knives?
Sounds like the Hotel California--you can check out any time you want...
I submitted this in August, whaaaat?
thanks meredith ;(
yeah, yours was like a week after Meredith's (I'm way behind).
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