Good heavens... someone needs to take away their quotation marks, they're abusing them and clearly have no idea why, how, when... It makes my eyes bleed.
I also like the bit about only being able to leave from the ground floor. As if there are other places in the building where there's a door that just drops you off the third story or something.
Guests are advised NOT TO use this exit in the case of fire? If it only takes you to the ground floor and out when else WOULD you want to use it?
ReplyDeleteBut the part that concerns me the most is "stairwell"-- what is it REALLY, maybe an empty elevator shaft?
LOL.
ReplyDeleteI think this one should be a Greatest Hit. It actually made me laugh out loud, which, as funny as these are, only a few do.
ReplyDeleteBesides, what on earth could the "GROUND FLOOR" be?
*chuckle*
ReplyDeleteGood heavens... someone needs to take away their quotation marks, they're abusing them and clearly have no idea why, how, when... It makes my eyes bleed.
ReplyDeleteI also like the bit about only being able to leave from the ground floor. As if there are other places in the building where there's a door that just drops you off the third story or something.
ReplyDeleteI like it if you read ONLY the words in quotations. That appears to be the secret message.
ReplyDeleteYou are asked NOT TO EXIT FIRE.
EXIT ONLY GROUND FLOOR.
NOT ABLE TO ACCESS STAIRWELL.
So I guess you're stuck?
This has got to be my FAVORITE pic of all time!
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