This submitter teaches a class at a gym, and got this memo. I guess this gym is full of euphemisms for how to manipulate your members or something.
"Clientes"
8 years ago
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- appropriate
- like the kids are calling it
- "t" shirts
- that's his nickname
- we do ok
- pretend discount
- if you call that a taco
- free soup when you steal it
- as it were
- more "special" things
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- you know, figuratively
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- pants!
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- right. ok.
- alleged ice
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- well, I guess you can
- hey, "E", how's it hangin?
- the elusive level four
- "none"
- a "goldmine" eh?
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- participate in a sham election!
- sounds yummy
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- if you call that clothing
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- Oh, I see "vandalism"
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- shaaaaake
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- simulacrum of food?
- "bat colony"
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- incomplete
- I don't know what to say about this
- just say tho!
- I have something to "give away"
- wait, stolen?
- yeah, totally "tell" her
- fart jokes!
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- "for safety reasons"
- not exclusively
- responsible-ish
- "knives" or whatever
- make it ok!
- sounds "edible"
- you can check out anytime you like
- thank YOU
- sure it is
- it's a code
- like the vagina monologues for bees
- 24/24 starts at midnight!
- classy
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- whoever's application
- that's uncomfortable
- it's ok
- feign caution!
- whatever
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- semipublic
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- sure you can "hear" it
- wait, fake ones?
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5 comments:
Show them you "care."
That is my kind of gym: take a class, then go to Starbucks to get a "shake" to replenish all those calories.
Who wrote this thing? Does it sound "desparate" or what?
My personal favorite is #5: Become a great "Listener" which, for emphasis i guess, is followed immediately by "Be genuinely interested! 'eye contact'" lol
"Social" outside class
I need a verb! dammit! Plus if the instructor invites the whole class to starbucks:
1) They are going to assume the instructor is paying
2) They are going consume way too many calories
Also the superfluous tabs after the numbers 10 and 11 aggravate me far too much, I'm clearly insane
Forget about the Starbuck 'shake' - I'm taking this class so I can head to Bonefish for drinks after it!
They actually should put quotes around 'shake', since Starbucks has nothing by that name on their menu! At least here in Seattle.
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