While in the past this Quiznos may have been a supplier for drugs and hookers, it is no longer doing that, so please, stop asking and winking all creepy. Thanks, Diane.
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- there's "rules" here
- those sure are words
- bing!
- you don't really have to buy it
- market at undisclosed location
- secretly still on
- well, our employees do
- wait, who?
- see you never
- no such thing as a free toilet
- that's the royal we
- I'll have some "meatballs" heh heh
- does that make it better or worse?
- cheesy?
- depends on your standards really
- I need a garage!
- good catch phrase?
- relatively big
- as we call it
- on "mondays"
- real "special"
- real "helpful"
- special people exit
- shrimply?
- important update
- how could I forget?
- use, as it were
- allegedly
- winning in a manner of speaking
- as they say
- the crab's delusional
- as in advice?
- sure you're graduating now
- just like everybody else
- can hold puppies
- as in 51?
- it's the panopticon
- it's the alcohol speaking
- chicken of the sea?
- you know, realish
- relatively anyway
- it's ok for you
- code for lousy painting?
- you know, "fuel"
- thanks for asking Bulwinkle, yes you can
- it's "not allowed"
- fake antiques, I guess
- fake cash accepted
- or whatever
- of course there are SOME fees
- uh, ok.
- yup, that's perfect
- Assumed name banker
- free-ish
- secretly still here
- most of the day
- or not how to
- what about real injuries?
- it's not that good
- duct-taped on
- a few flavors
- also "the yellow dart"
- if that IS his real name
- "warning"
- uh, ok.
- ah, the "casual look"
- sounds like great stuff
- as the kids call it
- new favicon
- "trash"
- possibly good
- this is a serious code
- great catch phrase
- sad excuse for rose bushes?
- wait for it...
- you know, for the "refund"
- at one time hot
- Open thread for news links
- pop!
- quotation marks themed party
- possibly the most awesome dessert ever
- totally haul it over there and sit on it
- cool "bags"
- like anyone enforces these things
- sounds "yummy"
- un-american
- really just messing with skin
- you know, 5-ish
- not that sorry
- "appliances"
- what are you putting in there?
- yeah, not "yet"
- ok, that is a pretty sweet nickname
- hereabouts
- more secret codes
- "gelato"
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6 comments:
Okkayy, i get the "soup" and "meatballs" references, but, are they really SORRY?
"... and winking all creepy." Priceless!
Bethany, you do SUCH a good job with the innumerable signs we mortals send you. Thank you for keeping up this blog, even when you're probably sick to death of it some days.
One of many fans,
Karen
Oh, I totally agree with Quiznos' "soup" being in quotation marks.
I like how high up the quotes around "sorry" are. They're like the raised eyebrows of punctuation.
WV: latio -- The singular form of Latios, the Pokemon!
ditto what Karen said ~ it hurts to laugh this hard!
Just got turned on to this by Reader's Digest. Thank you, Bethany, for a much-needed laugh today. This is priceless.
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