John writes, "My wife received this potted plant for Mother's Day. Luckily she had already eaten."
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- some kind of life
- as we call it
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- American-ish
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- sort of required
- closed to you anyway
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- sounds fun
- you know, "water"
- rat-tail removals
- "dealers only"
- openish
- the people called your neighbors
- Paul McCartney: Kindred Spirit
- totally impatient
- somebody is going to die, I think
- this needs "fixing"
- something like quality
- or whatever you do
- except not money
- not US as such
- not so special
- half-baked?
- "seeded"
- as it were
- "when" does it work?
- fresh-ish
- "starbucks"
- a little bit of a trash dump
- you know, "salmon"
- fake renovations, happening all the time
- like a cheap bra
- Alfies "pub"
- some transrats
- or whatever it is
- what are they really driving?
- we'll pretend to love it
- if you call those vegetables
- it's our "cottage"
- seriously
- what an "event"!
- as you gringos misprounounce...
- "works" "well"?
- as our super once said
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- disdain that defies grammar
- don't be so "negative"
- don't remind me
- maybe it was, maybe it wasn't
- you know, "plaza"
- moderately appreciated
- now-ish
- a little posessive of the PTA
- you know, the "construction" period
- portland metro area
- mmm "pizza"
- a little far
- you know, be "gentle"
- "watch" it
- if you bring our cell phone over here, that is
- you know, a "bowl"
- trust us!
- "a" body shop
- is there any excuse?
- sounds "clean"
- non-traditional salad
- it just got up and walked away
- it really "has to"
- "ice and snow"
- Don't forget about the FAQ
- it never really stops
- good nickname for silent movies...
- totally insults you
- pandora's mailbox
- just kidding
- more like a big puddle
- yummy
- you know, "log off"
- yeah, "turn" it "off"
- "plastic bags"
- "healthy"
- "hump nite"
- well, it's like this
- "stylish"
- as it were
- if you can call it pizza
- the birthday person we know as "Eric"
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2 comments:
The funniest thing is that the whole thing is in the first person, except for the part in quotes. (I submitted one just like this a few months ago.)
Yep, what Micah said. The whole thing is a pretty hilarious read.
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